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cake whore 

A woman who, by any means, will take advantage of others. She may be considered a trifling whore, bitch, snatch, cunt, all of which are to the max. She cares not for anyone else's feelings nor her reputation. She sees is as pure gain. She is envious of others and will try to dominate all conversations, party elements, and fun. A cake whore is also a woman with no scruples in regards to friends. She may also be considered selfish and egocentric, but is most definitely greedy and willing to achieve personal happiness at the expense of others.
“Chan” is a cake whore; she has no concern for her friends, and wants her “cake” and probably already ate the whole fucking thing too!
cake whore by tha dizzle August 8, 2007

Cake Whore 

A woman on her third wedding or better.
How many times dis girl gonna get hitched? Damn what a cake whore.
Cake Whore by Tydog April 3, 2008

cake whore 

referred to a female when eatting all the cake
Hey Sue can you stop being a cake whore
cake whore by billybill May 6, 2005

Cake Whore 

Cake whore is a term used, usually not in an offensive way, to describe someone who eats all the cake.

The "cake whore" can be either male of female, but tends to be female, hence "whore".

Cake can be used as a collective term for other foods e.g. crisps, chocolate...
1. "Hey Jenny, stop being such a cake whore :]"

2. "Holy sh*t, Sue is a cake whore!"
Cake Whore by Lewis JJ Clegg March 13, 2008

cake whore 

A person in Recovery who attends as many anniversary meetings as possible in order to maximize the number of cakes presented to them.
Damn, it was good to see Coolio celebrate fifteen years of clean & sober living, but did he need to be such a Cake Whore? He went to three AA meetings and two NA meetings today just to load up on chocolate. Damn.
cake whore by Mark, An Addict February 6, 2007

cake faced whore 

a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her
Michelle is such a cake faced whore. No wonder her boyfriend dumped her at the party
cake faced whore by jamezors October 28, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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