who is "The D"
"The D" is a real man who wears a beard and drives a suburban by day and a jaguar by night. He is the man you only hear in myths late at night around the camp fire. Legend has it he single-handedly kept a Chinese resturant in business and was responsible for the hike in fuel prices after he filled up. Much like big foot there has only been suspected sightings, a blur late at night on the roads with the sound of thunder coming from the engine bay. "The D" is rumored in live somewhere in North America, where he sings his mating song, "Thrift Shop" by macklemore.
***WARING**** Don't approach if you drive a ford vehicle.
***WARING**** Don't approach if you drive a ford vehicle.
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who is "The D" by concerned bicyclist April 15, 2013
