1 definition by Tarquin de Montford

Whittum

The oh too clingy pieces of faeces that hang on to the pubic hair of a persons booty. Often occur from a lack of wiping ones anus properly after squeezing out a fudgie.

"I have a huge assed whittum" "unlucky, you clearly haven't wiped properly. Dirty bastard"

by Tarquin de Montford August 20, 2012