whitebase 

A diss for someone/something really lame, basic and petty

"Have you heard Jade said she isn't going to invite you to her drinks because you didn't ask her about her holiday?"
"Ugh whatever, she's so whitebase"

"Ross is really stressing out about there not being enough Pret sandwiches for the meeting"
"He needs to chill out and stop being so whitebase"

"Sophia bought that whole outfit she saw Kylie Jenner wearing on Insta"
"OMG thats so whitebase"

"Here's your pizza with no tomato sauce"
"Ew, na, whitebase"

"Hannah's really annoying me, she's so whitebase"
"Hannah is the one person who will never be whitebase"

whitebase by hanmeg May 28, 2018

Blue-and-Whitewash 

Noun.
When Jewish groups or individuals are used to cover up or gloss over the anti-Semitism of a third party, or absolve an anti-Semite of anti-Semitism
The use of support by a small group of Jews to obfuscate the underlying anti-Semitism of an individual or group
To give a veneer of respectability to anti-Zionists

Jewish Voice for Peace's main goal is to blue-and-whitewash away the anti-Semitism of Students for Justice in Palestine and other anti-Semites.

Blue-and-Whitewash by Judean People's Front March 6, 2015

whiteboisex 

Whiteboisex is when a pussy-free white male mastubates to interracial porn.

I love watching black men get all the white pussy while I have WhiteBoiSex tonight.

whiteboisex by SnowBunny_X November 5, 2020

Whitename 

A user that is new to a Discord server. As they are new they are not accustomed to the culture or norms of the server and have not acquired any roles beyond the default role which causes the user's name to be white in color. These users are typically oblivious to server rules and are most often inactive and out of touch. The name is usually used in a derogatory way by server members in a fashion not unlike the Senior-Freshman school hierarchy.

Whitename: haha epic dab kill ni**ers

Server Veteran: Fucking whitenames always trying to be edgy for attention.

Whitename by Weesterner June 14, 2018

Whitesell Worthy 

A pun so hilarious and or stupid that even Mr. Dave Whitesell himself would say. Garrenteed to get a pity laugh.

"Enough of this bolshevicks, stop stalin!" -Boy
"Oh that is a whitesell worthy quote!"-Girl

Whitesell Worthy by Scuppers11 November 15, 2011

whitebread 

Belonging to the class of bland, clean-cut, middle-of-the-road suburbanite breeders. The Cleavers from the old TV show "Leave It To Beaver" are a familiar archetype of whitebread culture. Compare to yuppie.

The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment.

Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym.

I'll bet the amount of money that whitebread neighborhood spends on lawn fertilizer could feed a small African nation.

whitebread by Greenie March 24, 2004

Whiteoaked 

The mistake you make after complete intoxication.

" I think my drink got spiked last night ..."

" No you just Whiteoaked!"

Whiteoaked by cardigans January 9, 2010