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White dog poo 

White dog poo - An iconic by-product of the 1970s: the decade of explosive colour and outrageous fashions. With towering platform boots, garish floral patterns and ridiculously long wing collars to compete with, pet food manufacturers quickly got on board. By combining a large dose of bone meal they created a poo which put the pooch back in synch with its owner. Unfortunately as the decade came to a close, the poo became dull and brackish in line with the sober fashions and bleak economic outlook that followed. There are those who believe that returning to the days of white dog poo would be a return to the halcyon days of our era. It is said that one such person is the politician Jeremy Bernard Corbyn. Whether he will succeed will depend upon a generation not even born then. However, knowing how colour attracts youth, there's every chance we'll be seeing glistening little white logs littering our streets again someday soon.
This country has no prospects anymore. If only we could go back to the days of white dog poo when there was hope and optimism and people celebrated being alive.
White dog poo by IndieB April 21, 2018

white poop 

the small, whitish (sometimes yellowish or even greenish) in color, foul smelling (completely stanky, really) bits of crumbly clay like crap that come out of the back of your throat when you cough or blow your nose too hard. (See also, tonsil stones)
"Wow Andy, why are you making that disgusted face?"..."Gee Mitch, maybe its because I just hacked up some white poop and I can kinda taste it in the back of my mouth."
white poop by gatortommy August 12, 2008

white poodle

Me: What is Jon doing tonight?
Her: That fool is chasing the white poodle.
white poodle by MC PD September 1, 2008

White pool 

The exciting process of attempting to collect semen in ones belly button during an ejaculation. Successful completion of this process mean one has 'White pooled'.
"He shoots...he scores! White pool!"
White pool by white6767 May 5, 2014

White pookie 

The act when two straight officers finger each others assholes while talking about their new glock so they wont feel as gay.
The two officers did a white pookie in the squad room
White pookie by Ibjo3y April 21, 2020

White Poor 

A white person thinking they're poor, but in comparison to other races they are not.
” My phone is still 3G, I can't afford 4G right now, I'm White Poor”

” My HDTV is only 720p, I'm embarrassed, I need to upgrade”

” I really need some new Vans, the 6 pair I have are getting old
White Poor by WolfAttackFromSpace September 29, 2011