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white poo 

White poo is a poo that is the colour white
Boi took a white poo
white poo by Cecetwotwo May 21, 2018
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White dog poo 

White dog poo - An iconic by-product of the 1970s: the decade of explosive colour and outrageous fashions. With towering platform boots, garish floral patterns and ridiculously long wing collars to compete with, pet food manufacturers quickly got on board. By combining a large dose of bone meal they created a poo which put the pooch back in synch with its owner. Unfortunately as the decade came to a close, the poo became dull and brackish in line with the sober fashions and bleak economic outlook that followed. There are those who believe that returning to the days of white dog poo would be a return to the halcyon days of our era. It is said that one such person is the politician Jeremy Bernard Corbyn. Whether he will succeed will depend upon a generation not even born then. However, knowing how colour attracts youth, there's every chance we'll be seeing glistening little white logs littering our streets again someday soon.
This country has no prospects anymore. If only we could go back to the days of white dog poo when there was hope and optimism and people celebrated being alive.
White dog poo by IndieB April 21, 2018

white poop 

the small, whitish (sometimes yellowish or even greenish) in color, foul smelling (completely stanky, really) bits of crumbly clay like crap that come out of the back of your throat when you cough or blow your nose too hard. (See also, tonsil stones)
"Wow Andy, why are you making that disgusted face?"..."Gee Mitch, maybe its because I just hacked up some white poop and I can kinda taste it in the back of my mouth."
white poop by gatortommy August 12, 2008

white poodle

Me: What is Jon doing tonight?
Her: That fool is chasing the white poodle.
white poodle by MC PD September 1, 2008

White pool 

The exciting process of attempting to collect semen in ones belly button during an ejaculation. Successful completion of this process mean one has 'White pooled'.
"He shoots...he scores! White pool!"
White pool by white6767 May 5, 2014

White pookie 

The act when two straight officers finger each others assholes while talking about their new glock so they wont feel as gay.
The two officers did a white pookie in the squad room
White pookie by Ibjo3y April 21, 2020

White Poor 

A white person thinking they're poor, but in comparison to other races they are not.
” My phone is still 3G, I can't afford 4G right now, I'm White Poor”

” My HDTV is only 720p, I'm embarrassed, I need to upgrade”

” I really need some new Vans, the 6 pair I have are getting old”
White Poor by WolfAttackFromSpace September 29, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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