white apple 

the act or process of placing, thrusting, shoving, or otherwise penetrating one's penis into his computer's disk drive.

i made a white apple this morning

white apple by i'm hilarious i know March 11, 2010

white apple 

the worst band in the world! A one man band made up by jamie soar.

white apple are terrable!

white apple by Dave March 22, 2004

grape white apple 

a juicy round white grape that taste and feels like a delightful apple! especially delectible when squandered.

"hey rachel"
"can yo nigga come pick me up a grape white apple from that bp ova der"

grape white apple by rachel elise michelle October 14, 2008

white apples

a white apple is a very potent type of Ecstasy, or MDMA,.

They typically are all white and have an apple on them but not always

Hey Homie let go see if we can score some white apples from that dealer down by 7-11

white apples by RavingBitchFucker July 8, 2009

White Collar Major Applewhite 

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.

Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic

White Collar Major Applewhite by Mike109999 July 23, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022