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whiskijuana
A portmanteau of whiskey and marijuana. (Noun)
A noun to describe drinking whiskey and smoking marijuana together.
A noun to describe drinking whiskey and smoking marijuana together.
Steve: "I discovered a new blues guitarist last night."
Rick: "Any good?"
Steve: "Oh yeah. And he sounded even better after a little whiskijuana."
Rick: "Any good?"
Steve: "Oh yeah. And he sounded even better after a little whiskijuana."
whiskijuana by Peter Bear J May 9, 2019
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whiskit • whisking • Whickit • whisket • whiskie business • Whiskification • WHISKIFIED • Whiskiing • whiskijuana • Whiskimo
Dry Whisking
Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.
While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!
Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
Dry Whisking by Dr. Vysick Risling MD August 4, 2016
Whiskipedia
It's a twitter meme in the form of a hashtag (#whiskipedia) that goes with a very brainy, culture filled joke-tweet about someone or something entering a bar. It was coined in Venezuela, the second largest Scotch per capita consumer in the world.
- Helium sits in a bar and the bartender tells him: "We don't serve noble gases". Helium didn't react #whiskipedia
- Cicero sits in a bar and asks if they take Diner's Club. The bartender asks "I that a rethorical question?" #whiskipedia
- Edgar Allan Poe sits in a bar and gets wasted. He wakes up thinking "Never more!" #whiskipedia
- Cicero sits in a bar and asks if they take Diner's Club. The bartender asks "I that a rethorical question?" #whiskipedia
- Edgar Allan Poe sits in a bar and gets wasted. He wakes up thinking "Never more!" #whiskipedia
Whiskipedia by CodigoVenezuela September 2, 2010
Whiskiing
Whisking My Yoke
To have your yoke whisked is when you are fingered so hard that all your insides become mushy and egglike.
Last night, my boyfriend was whisking my yoke so hard that I woke up on the sunny side with a little leakage.
Whisking My Yoke by Kathryn Ann the third June 8, 2011
Whiskification
The process by which one is provided a plethora whiskey that is intended for consumption by said person.
It's been a long work week and I'm ready to hit the tree-side watering hole for some whiskification at happy hour tonight!
Whiskification by JohnnyA-list June 16, 2011
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