Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.
While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!
Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
It's a twitter meme in the form of a hashtag (#whiskipedia) that goes with a very brainy, culture filled joke-tweet about someone or something entering a bar. It was coined in Venezuela, the second largest Scotch per capita consumer in the world.
- Helium sits in a bar and the bartender tells him: "We don't serve noble gases". Helium didn't react #whiskipedia
- Cicero sits in a bar and asks if they take Diner's Club. The bartender asks "I that a rethorical question?" #whiskipedia
- Edgar Allan Poe sits in a bar and gets wasted. He wakes up thinking "Never more!" #whiskipedia