whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

whiffle bat by ~DK~ May 17, 2006

wiffle ball bat 

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

wiffle ball bat by tatanka March 3, 2004

Flying Aunt Whifflebottome 

The Flying Aunt Whifflebottome is a sexual position in which two parties (Generally male, although females with strapons HAVE been known to preform this act as well) enter a third party through the rectum, using their genitalia, or artificial genitalia, while in some sort of open air environment (EX. While free falling, on a trampoline, or even during a simple jump). The two parties first mentioned enter together, and act as one unified organ, sliding in and out. Warning: This act is not to be preformed without some form of lubricant (Silicone lube will work, but K Lube is preferable).

"Last night Jacob and Evan gave me an Flying Aunt Whifflebottome. I won't be able to walk for a week!"

Flying Aunt Whifflebottome by Pimpernickle July 6, 2014

Whiffleator

The combination of a whiffle bat and a vibrator. Used for both self defense and self pleasure.

Nothing more useful to have around the house than a whiffleator!

Whiffleator by Gerald Bonfiglio Phalange August 30, 2011

persian wifflebat

When a lady does a gentleman from behind with a strap-on. The rapid motion causes the testicles to smack against the penis, resembling a bat hitting balls.

"Hey Stumo, wanna persian wifflebat?"

"Naw, man i cant afford it, plus that shit hurts."

persian wifflebat by Class of '07 April 15, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008