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A man of color's white wife.
Of course the singer from Hootie & the Blowfish has a whife.
Whife by T'Holla March 7, 2018
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A compound of High school and wife. A couple in high school who have been dating for over a year and a half. The whife is the female in the relationship. This couple do everything together and are more or less married. The whife is often the dominant partner in the relationship.
James and Amanda have been dating for like, 3 years!!
She is his Whife.
Poor guy.
Whife by benben88 July 5, 2010
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whine glass 

That period after the first few drinks where a person becomes depressed and morose.
Emma had three vodka and cokes. This is when she had her whine glass moment.

whifflash 

A range of injuries caused to the neck by or related to a sudden emission of flatulence.
Who farted? Someone just gave me whifflash...
whifflash by Quacking Kickmonkey January 6, 2014

whiffle dick 

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball
My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick
whiffle dick by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick 

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball
Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick
whiffle dick by Square Dick March 2, 2018

whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...
*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*
whiffle bat by ~DK~ May 17, 2006
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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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