The incorrect grammatical term used widely on the internet. The easiest way you can spot someone say this is to get onto youtube, go to a video, and go to a controversial and popular comment/joke, and one of the comments will be an inconsiderate jerk either taking the comment too seriously, or not understanding the joke, then replying to the comment in ALL CAPS and forgetting about apostrophes.
Person 1: "What do you give an armless child for Christmas?
Nothing, he wouldn’t be able to open it anyways."
Person 2 "OMG WHERE ON YOUTUBE BE MORE NICER IDIOT"
This term is used to call someone a mistake because on the British M1 motorway an accident is a daily thing so in tern if you say to someone they where born on the M1 you are calling them an accident
Mike: fight me You: you where born on the M1 Mike falls to the ground in pain
kathy: "where you at on the map?"
George: "I've been out here"
Kathy: "I feel it"
Notice how George said "I've been out here", this suggests that he has been hoeing around and he is most likely talking to someone. Kathy should move on to the next person.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!