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when u didn't ask
Gf : so I was fucking ur brother to-
Bf : Whendid
Gf: whats whendid???
Bf: WHENDID I ASK LMAOOOO
whendid by HollowX2 November 26, 2020
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When did I ask? 

Used when someone brings up something irrelevant or not wanted in a conversation. It is used in two parts, (when) which is used when some tells you something irrelevant, then when they continue you say did i ask? It usually confuses people first time hearing it but that's the point.
Example of When did I ask?

Matt: Oi Ruben what did you go on the weekend
Ruben: Nothing much just played a bit of overwatch and watched Naruto

*Chris walks in and buts in
Chris: Oi I won a couple games of fortnite

Matt: When
Chris: On Saturday
Matt: Did I ask
When did I ask? by Eshays4life April 18, 2018

When did I ask 

The peak of retardation. The ultimate thing said, when you just want to be a complete cunt to everyone anywhere. Specifically used by 9 year olds, or people who sound 9. If you use this, do the world a favour, and never speak again.
"When?"
"What?"
"When did I ask"

When did I ask? 

The thing dickheads use to completely shut down a conversation they don’t really care about. Starts by saying ‘when’ then the person be confused, and you continue by saying ‘when did I ask?’. This will achieve hatred pure hatred from the person you say it to.
Lachie: oi Damo, I scored with your chick last night
Damo: when?
Lachie: what?
Damo: WHen dID I AsK?!

When did i mask

When your someone is telling a story you don’t give a fuck about but keeps going on about it. Because of COVID - 19 you say “when did i mask”.
Luke: I went to New Zealand once

Will: WHEN DID I MASK

when did i ask 

the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.
"hey but when"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"
when did i ask by shesgotbunda February 7, 2021

When DID I ASK 

When a Nine Year Old or Stupid Person wants to annoy someone for no reason and they think they are cool when they use it. Lets be honest we've seen these kids before.
When DID I ASK
Annoying Person: When
Normal Annoyed Person:??? What
Annoying Person: DID I ASK
When DID I ASK by Lifeisfragile January 28, 2021
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