wheezing the juice

sticking your head under a soda fountain machine and drinking from it

Bubba liked Mountain Dew so much he got caught wheezing the juice at the 7 eleven and was kicked out of the store!

by JDoggggggggggggg October 16, 2006

wheezing the juice

-When you have so many cups of beer in your hands that you have to hold one cup with your mouth.
Usually if your nose is very large, it might touch the beer inside, and you might suck it up through you nose, or 'wheeze it. You stop wheezing when you have arrived at your destination and are you capable of sitting your drinks down.

Man, did you see that?! Kenny was really wheezing the juice!

by ddddvvvvvvvvbbbbbb January 3, 2009

weezing the juice

sticking your mouth underneath the nozzle of a frozen drink machine at a 7-11 or a convinence store, and drinking the frozen goodness, then leaving with out paying

me and frank went up to 7-11, weezed the juice, and ran out.

by carie November 10, 2003

Wheezin The Juice

When you come upon a public restaruant, and you notice the beverage dispenser, don't you wish you could just drink from the tap?

This is where "Wheezin The Juice" comes into play. When someone Wheezes The Juice, one sticks their mouth underneath the beverage dispenser of their liking, and pushes the button, releasing the godly flow of Drank into said person's awaiting mouth.

Me: Dude, I'm kinda thirsty.

Fox: Buy some drank brah.
Me: I broke brahski
Fox: Brahhhhh. Try Wheezin The Juice buuuuuuuddy.

Me: Okay! -Proceeds to Wheeze Teh Juice-

by ZOMGZ T3H BOMBERMANz December 6, 2009

Weezing the Juice

Stealing electricity from your neighbor

Friend: "Plug your golf cart into that outlet over there." You: "That's my neighbors plug, I can't be weezing the juice."

by K_and_K_Haraldson March 13, 2010