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Haud yer wheesht! (be quiet)
wheesht by Uzzy September 9, 2006
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haud yer wheesht

John: But I don't want to see Granny, mum! It's boring!
Mom: Haud yer wheesht!
haud yer wheesht by LadyGwen99 October 30, 2013

Wheesh Meat 

An unusually small penis.
Andreas and Queezer were in the hot tub with four naked chicks. One of the girls asked Andy to take off his shorts and when he did Queezer exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, That's WHEESH MEAT!
Wheesh Meat by Captain Cranker June 22, 2006
Scottish word meaning 'shut up'. Used commonly in Glasgow, Highland, etc.
"Mum? Mummy? Mummy?! MUMMY?!"
"Weesht, I'm working."
Weesht by crazy.wild.free May 11, 2012

wheesh'd 

Scottish slang for 'shush' or 'quiet' and sometimes 'shut up'. Usually used after 'haud yer'. Favoured mostly by scottish school teachers as a slightly more polite way of saying "shut up you non-educated deliquents!" (see: ned).

Occassionally can be alternatively spelt as 'wheesht'.
Haud yer wheesh'd, sonny!
wheesh'd by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009

Haud yer weesht 

John: I drink mair Irn bru den water

Jack: haud yer weesht
Haud yer weesht by SulphurS16 July 4, 2019

Hawd Yer Wheest 

Telling someone in Scotland to shut the f**k up
See that tony he's a pure wee fanny man

Here Johnny that's ma dad you knob

Awk Hawd yer wheest ya wee wank
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