Andreas and Queezer were in the hot tub with four naked chicks. One of the girls asked Andy to take off his shorts and when he did Queezer exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, That's WHEESH MEAT!

Wheesh Meat by Captain Cranker June 22, 2006

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Weesht

Scottish word meaning 'shut up'. Used commonly in Glasgow, Highland, etc.

"Mum? Mummy? Mummy?! MUMMY?!"
"Weesht, I'm working."

Weesht by crazy.wild.free May 11, 2012

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wheesh'd

Scottish slang for 'shush' or 'quiet' and sometimes 'shut up'. Usually used after 'haud yer'. Favoured mostly by scottish school teachers as a slightly more polite way of saying "shut up you non-educated deliquents!" (see: ned).

Occassionally can be alternatively spelt as 'wheesht'.

Haud yer wheesh'd, sonny!

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Haud yer weesht

Scottish. Means Shut the hell up

John: I drink mair Irn bru den water

Jack: haud yer weesht

Haud yer weesht by SulphurS16 July 4, 2019

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Hawd Yer Wheest

Telling someone in Scotland to shut the f**k up

See that tony he's a pure wee fanny man

Here Johnny that's ma dad you knob

Awk Hawd yer wheest ya wee wank

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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