whats fappening

to ask what is going on in one's sexual life, similar to asking whats happening.

guy 1: hey man whats fappening?
guy 2: eh very little, been on a dry streak lately.

by w.e.e.b. July 28, 2011

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING

what sound I make when I was 3 years old and got a boner

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING

MOMMMMMMMM
WHY IS IT SO SMALL BUT HARD

by AshamedVids/YT/ June 3, 2019

whats happening

whats going on in your life; hows it going

person a: WHATS HAPPENING DAWG?
person b: not much bro u?

by ECHUNG August 25, 2010

Whats happening?

You asking it, so you know whats going on with the other person.

For instance: "whats happening?"

"Shit, nutting man, keeping it real, popping that shit".

by thekingk October 11, 2009

whats happening cuz

to talk to your bro or cuz or anyone by saying whats happening cuz

man 1: whats happening cuz
man 2: nothing much cuz

by Puddang69 April 3, 2009

whats happening

When your confused and dont no whats going on you say this.Tommo usally uses this cause he is always confusede and doesnt no whats going on.

Ben:Fuhkn oi bra cumom what the fuck you doing.
Tommo:I just stacked and the pain wont go away its hurting bad shit.
Ben:hahahahah
Tommo:arhhhhh whats happening.

by Darren Thomson May 4, 2005

What's fappaning

A mildly mocking question indicating you believe someone is masturbating.

Hey bro, what's fappaning in the toilet? Hahaha!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016