what are those

a 3 worded sentence used to describe a persons shoes.

person #1: hey man look at my new kicks
person #2: yo man what are those!

by wowiamsokooldkm December 05, 2015

what are those

Used when someone wears pennyless shoes

Pastor jumps points at sandals on an old woman and screams what are those

by Tek West March 13, 2016

what are those

a stupid vine.

heard of that new vine dude?
the 'what are those' vine? yeah, i dont like it.
*both kill themselves*

by cringe alert November 13, 2018

what are those

a popular term that is usually used by teens/young adults/people who don't have the maturity. it's usually said when some dude plops in with some visually poor shoes, viewed by people as hand made shoes. this orginally came from a vine of which a cop had some shoes, and a guy said 'WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!?', and got popular quickly.

John: guys you like the shoes i made?
Steve: i got one question for ya,
John:yea?
Steve:what are those
Will:those look like they just got 3d printed and he just slapped his own logo on it

Abraham:even my grandma has better shoes than those..
John:this is why i'm not a virgin..

by a wild bandaid May 07, 2017

What are those

What are those is a vine sensation that everybody says when somebody's shoe game is weak

Guy 1: i got one question
Guy 2: ?
Guy 1: WHAT ARE THOSE

by xxxTUCKERxxx∞∞ January 23, 2016

What Are Those?!

This is what you say/scream when you see someone wearing shoes or other footwear that are dirty and/or non-brand unknown. You should also point your finger in the air then while saying "what are those?!" Make your way down to the person shoes, all while their back is turned.

*boy sees dirty non-branded shoes*

Boy: What Are Those?!

Crowd: *laughs*

Person with ugly shoes: huh? (Unaware of what just happened, so they laugh)

by JOHNxRYAN95 October 02, 2011

What Are Those?!

This is a phrase commonly used by teens all over American and Canadian cities. It is used to refer to the awkwardness of someones clothing. Most of the time, it is used to refer to a bad shoe choice.

Lisa: where did u get your shoes from

Dave : I got my shoes from Nike
Jenna: got mine from just fab
* turns to Carl*
Lisa: What are those?! (Points to Carl's beat up loafers)

by AnimeLova123 January 27, 2016