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whargarbl

(n.) A useless or unproductive excersize.
(v.) To waste time and effort.
(n.) The noise made by a dog's mouth as it bites the stream of water coming from a lawn sprinkler.
Those managers spend all their time whargarbling with meetings about meetings and leave the real work to everyone else.
by leroy jenkem January 2, 2008
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a general expression of boredom, depression, displeasure, etc.
also used as a description of the above.
Bob: so how was your day?
Jim: whargarbl.
by kaptn splash September 1, 2009
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Whargarbl

1. Shortened form of saying Water, Garbage, Cable Bill.

originated from Whargarbl TV

2. A bunch of nonsense too much to believe or care for
Hey did you pay the Whargarbl today?

or

Man that's just Whargarbl!!
by Jay Duece June 29, 2010
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"sweet jesus, that is the most whargarbl picture of a shark high fiving a grizzly bear. EVER!
by Ian Marvin March 22, 2009
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WHARRGARBL

1. The caption of a popular "loldog" (dog version of lolcat) showing a dog attempting to drink from a lawn sprinkler. Word refers to the sound the dog presumably is making as it angrily (and pointlessly) attempts to subdue the water stream.

2. A one-word stand-in for any angry, incoherent, pointless reaction, comment, or attack. In online forums, the loldog referenced in (1) is often used to make the point that someone's position is incoherent, illogical, and or pointless. Simply writing 'WHARRGARBL' is also sufficient to make the point, and is especially effective if the target of your insult is one of the few people unfamiliar with the loldog.

Note that incoherence or pointlessness is required for a proper WHARRGARBL reference. An angry, but otherwise logical, argument is not a WHARRGARBL. An argument that takes a reasonable (or at least arguable) position, but does so with an incoherent rant IS a valid WHARRGARBL.

Coherence and logic (or the lack thereof) is in the eye of the beholder, of course. On the internets, any argument that disagrees with yours may be a valid WHARRGARBL.
News: The Supreme Court has ruled that Intelligent Design is not a valid part of federal science testing standards.
Christian Fundamentalists: WHARRGARBL
by Boidster October 9, 2008
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The sound dogs make when they attempt to drink out of lawn sprinklers.
...I heard this odd noise, sounded like "wharrgarbl", and I saw rover being sprayed in the face with the hose. Silly pup.
by Nx3 January 14, 2008
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wharrgarble

The sound a dog makes when it gets a mouthful of water due to barking at a sprinkler.
That silly dog keeps making that wharrgarble outside!
by animal, dog, water November 10, 2013
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