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National give your kid whatever day
National give your kid whatever day by CupidXOXOXOXO August 19, 2021
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national give your kids whatever they want day
national give your kids whatever they want day by Liahhk August 3, 2023
to whatever end
to whatever end by Krystal_King May 24, 2018
I said whoever threw that paper
An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe
I said whoever threw that paper by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020
whatever squared
An explanation or a term used to show you really don't give a shit. Usually said like whatever, whatever. Often said in an emotionless tone of voice for added effect.
Hey John the boss said we have to get these memo's done before we can go home.
whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .
whatever, whatever. That right there is some straight up whatever squared .
whatever squared by pantyteamaster April 11, 2009
Whoever Offense
A basketball term made popular by YouTuber “Chris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.
Whoever Offense by Sshsuucfkg July 22, 2021
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026