wetume 

to be extremely smart, figuring the worlds most unanswerable (slightly offensive) questions while being extremely sexy at the same time.

damn, gabe and simone are so Wetume

wetume by killerfaggot April 25, 2020

Wetume 

to be extremely/unbelievably smart

“omg, i’m starting to think einstein was wetume”

Wetume by killerfaggot November 26, 2020

Webume 

A "Web Resume." When someone posts their resume online, for all to see, send them spam, and possibly a job if they are lucky. Sounds like the priest from "The Princes Bride" saying "resume." "Webume."

"I just posted my webume, and it totally rocks. Now I can spend the rest of my week playing Xbox."

Webume by stinkydiesel January 7, 2009

Wetumpka 

A town in Alabama with the name meaning "rumbling waters" in indian. The movie "Big Fish" was filmed there and they are proud of it. If you ever want to visit, pack a small suitcase because you won't want to stay long.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go down to the Rock Bottom Bar?
Guy 2: Nah, that place is a Wetumpka. 2 minutes after I get there I feel like I wanna leave.

Wetumpka by we2twenty12 October 25, 2010

Wetumka 

The lowest level of hell.

You better listen to your parents, or you'll be sent straight to Wetumka.

Wetumka by Flippintill June 23, 2008

webumentary 

A documentary that is produced primarily for viewing on the web

"Gosh golly Frances, I watched a great webumentary on documentaries last night on the internet..."

webumentary by DubsDubious March 6, 2008

Wetumpka 

Punishing someone for a good deed.

Origin is the town of Wetumpka, Alabama, where an 84 year old and 61 year old women were arrested and prosecuted for feeding, trapping and neutering the stray cat population.

The priest was in the park feeding the homeless when the cops pulled a Wetumpka and threw him in jail.

Wetumpka by StaggerLee917 January 30, 2023