wetsock

A sock recently used to wipe off yourself after masturbation.

I just jerked off, so watch out for that wetsock.

by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010

wet sock

To describe someone or something as useless. As a wet sock has little use to anyone.

"That new guy is as useful as a wet sock"

by MarcRetailer February 20, 2007

Wetsack

When a guy comes out of the shower, the heat and moisture of the water makes his testicles hang to their lowest point possible

Can also be used to offend See examples below

James is such a WETSACK!

Valentina is crawling on the floor again...what a WETSACK!

by Ðαx×y ßøÿ February 18, 2008

Alabama Wet-Sock

Have sex with someone using a condom and cum inside of the condom. When they fall asleep take the condom and put it on their foot.

Sally awoke, horrified, to see that she was wearing an Alabama Wet-Sock.

by KafkaFish August 23, 2011

kentucky wet sock

When a man wearing a condom ejaculates inside a women, then flips the condom inside out and goes for round 2.

Guy: I only have one condom, so I hope you don't mind a Kentucky wet sock.

Girl: That's gross! Can I get get pregnant from that?

Guy: There's only one way to find out ;)

by MostDopeMe January 22, 2014

wet sock

Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.

Ejaculating into a sock.

I was so desperate for a wank my only option was to wet sock.

by Kenilworth April 14, 2009

WetCock

Half breed between a caucasion and a mexican.

Customer: So what are You?
Hooters Girl: I am a WetCock.

Customer: Huh?
Hooter Girl: You know a cross between a Mexican and a Caucasion.
Customer: O

by Poot08 August 14, 2009