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wet sock 

To describe someone or something as useless. As a wet sock has little use to anyone.
"That new guy is as useful as a wet sock"
wet sock by MarcRetailer February 20, 2007
When a guy comes out of the shower, the heat and moisture of the water makes his testicles hang to their lowest point possible

Can also be used to offend See examples below
James is such a WETSACK!

Valentina is crawling on the floor again...what a WETSACK!
Wetsack by Ðαx×y ßøÿ February 18, 2008

Alabama Wet-Sock 

Have sex with someone using a condom and cum inside of the condom. When they fall asleep take the condom and put it on their foot.
Sally awoke, horrified, to see that she was wearing an Alabama Wet-Sock.
Alabama Wet-Sock by KafkaFish August 23, 2011

kentucky wet sock 

When a man wearing a condom ejaculates inside a women, then flips the condom inside out and goes for round 2.
Guy: I only have one condom, so I hope you don't mind a Kentucky wet sock.

Girl: That's gross! Can I get get pregnant from that?

Guy: There's only one way to find out ;)
kentucky wet sock by MostDopeMe January 22, 2014

wet sock 

Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.

Ejaculating into a sock.
I was so desperate for a wank my only option was to wet sock.
wet sock by Kenilworth April 14, 2009
Half breed between a caucasion and a mexican.
Customer: So what are You?
Hooters Girl: I am a WetCock.

Customer: Huh?
Hooter Girl: You know a cross between a Mexican and a Caucasion.
Customer: O
WetCock by Poot08 August 14, 2009
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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