tomjonesbeotch's definitions

crushing soldiers

The completion of a guy masturbating and then wiping his little soldiers on a napkin, tissue, sock, etc.

I'll call ya when I'm done crushing soldiers.

by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010

jermained

When someone owes you money and never pays you or borrows something and never returns it, yet you still tolerate this individual because they are your friend. And they might be retarded.

He said he'd pay me back today... Did I just get jermained?

by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010

wetsock

A sock recently used to wipe off yourself after masturbation.

I just jerked off, so watch out for that wetsock.

by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010