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wetsexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to moist or wet objects, persons or things.
Jerry is a wetsexual.
wetsexual by Dr. Higgens October 13, 2023
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petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+
Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh
petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021
I am a jetsexual
Jetsexual by Fa-18F October 18, 2019

wentzsexual

One that shares the unique sexual preference of Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, i.e., one that enjoys kissing of varying degrees of passion with members of the same sex, but won't actually sleep with them. Often gets off more on the nonconformity of the act than their actual partner.

In layman's terms, first base is the end of the line.
"Dude, your roommate hasn't called me back since we kissed. What's going on?"
"His über-Catholic parents from the Bible Belt were visiting that weekend. You probably won't get a call until he gets another opportunity to piss them off."
"Aw, man, I had no idea he was a wentzsexual..."
wentzsexual by Darren C November 1, 2007

wilsexual 

where you in love with wilbur soot
"dude I think i'm wilsexal" said Lucas "what your in love with wilbur soot!" said Brandon "I am being defined as wilsexual" said Lucas
wilsexual by PensAndPens May 13, 2020

Wissexuality

The sexual attraction towards toxic masculinity.

Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.
Katy is such a wissexual, she only dates total jerks who treat her like shit, wissexuality is so weird.

Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.

“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.
Wissexuality by PoorAlgerian January 8, 2020
Warsexual is a sexuality that men named Sean usually have, its where you don't shut up about wanting too play Warzone while your cool friends are trying too level there World of Warcraft characters.

People who're usually Warsexual also have nasty fetishes, these are, but not limited too:
Acrotomophilia, Frotteurism, Necrophilia, Masochism, Scat, Demon girl and so forth.
'Yo dude, i think Jackson is becoming Warsexual!! He's not even called Sean!'
Warsexual by Rimikaasu May 18, 2020
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