One that shares the unique sexual preference of Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, i.e., one that enjoys kissing of varying degrees of passion with members of the same sex, but won't actually sleep with them. Often gets off more on the nonconformity of the act than their actual partner.

In layman's terms, first base is the end of the line.

"Dude, your roommate hasn't called me back since we kissed. What's going on?"
"His über-Catholic parents from the Bible Belt were visiting that weekend. You probably won't get a call until he gets another opportunity to piss them off."
"Aw, man, I had no idea he was a wentzsexual..."

wentzsexual by Darren C November 1, 2007

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wilsexual

where you in love with wilbur soot

"dude I think i'm wilsexal" said Lucas "what your in love with wilbur soot!" said Brandon "I am being defined as wilsexual" said Lucas

wilsexual by PensAndPens May 13, 2020

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Wissexuality

The sexual attraction towards toxic masculinity.

Comes with a strong feeling of arousal towards toxic sociopaths and vile douchebags.

Katy is such a wissexual, she only dates total jerks who treat her like shit, wissexuality is so weird.

Her intense wisssexuality made her see all his red flags as total goals.

“ nhab” said the wissexual thot as the sociopathic douchebag peed on her.

Wissexuality by PoorAlgerian January 8, 2020

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Warsexual

Warsexual is a sexuality that men named Sean usually have, its where you don't shut up about wanting too play Warzone while your cool friends are trying too level there World of Warcraft characters.

People who're usually Warsexual also have nasty fetishes, these are, but not limited too:
Acrotomophilia, Frotteurism, Necrophilia, Masochism, Scat, Demon girl and so forth.

'Yo dude, i think Jackson is becoming Warsexual!! He's not even called Sean!'

Warsexual by Rimikaasu May 18, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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