wetpork

When you're cool enough to listen to Awful Squad and you want some secret recognition, you hashtag #wetpork.

Yo dude, did you check out the most recent Awful Squad? Anyway, I finally came out to my mom last night #wetpork #wheresthebeans #bananavore

by The Secret Final Bestie May 31, 2018

wetnorking

Networking with your dick, or vagina. Having sex with someone in order to have access to them for professional gain.

- I am a genius. I just banged the director of digital strategy at Vice.

- Nice. Good WetNorking dude.

by SwedishChef July 11, 2016

Wetwork

Assassination, or a job that is likely to include killing someone.

"Fine, I'll take the case, but I have to warn you, I don't do wetwork," he said, pulling out a 9mm, checking the chamber and sliding it into his holster. "If it looks like I need this, I'm going to charge you double."

by taokoan December 31, 2003

Wetwork

To muder or kill either in defense or to complete a certain task which could be murder in itself.

Usually associated with covert operations.

If you've got to do any wetwork be sure to use the silencer so you don't draw any attention to yourself.

by That-One-Guy November 1, 2003

Wet Pork

After you get done fucking a nasty slut on a hot summer day and not washing your meat for 3 days, and they are all soggy and smell like old hoagies.

guy 1 - Dude why are you itchin ya dick so much, you got crabs or somethin?

guy 2 - Naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.

by Odinox July 26, 2010

wetworking

a technique simulating the experience of shock, in which a person is strapped, face up, to a chair and their eyes are forced open with a speculum, while exposing large quantities of intense imagery to the individual for prolonged and varied amounts of time, allegedly making the victims insane.

Legend has it, that he escaped from a sanitarium somewhere in New York. Others believe he was an operative, who went rogue. They say, on particular nights, you can catch a glimpse of him running around in the pale moonlight, and hear an insatiable, crazed laughter while he is inundated with wetworking his victims at the slaughterhouse. He is the GUERRILLA ARTIST, known as THE KING OF SLOP. STRAIGHT OUTTA NEWBURGH. THERE IS NONE HIGHER. THIS IS HIS FIRE.

by Gray Water December 24, 2017

wetworking

sleeping with someone in order to get some sort of career-related goal accomplished.

I was out wetworking last night - I woke up in the bed of one of the most successful techno dj/producers. Hopefully he'll play my parties now!!

by HMacNYC March 25, 2010