wetnorking

Networking with your dick, or vagina. Having sex with someone in order to have access to them for professional gain.

- I am a genius. I just banged the director of digital strategy at Vice.

- Nice. Good WetNorking dude.

wetnorking by SwedishChef July 11, 2016

wetworking 

a technique simulating the experience of shock, in which a person is strapped, face up, to a chair and their eyes are forced open with a speculum, while exposing large quantities of intense imagery to the individual for prolonged and varied amounts of time, allegedly making the victims insane.

Legend has it, that he escaped from a sanitarium somewhere in New York. Others believe he was an operative, who went rogue. They say, on particular nights, you can catch a glimpse of him running around in the pale moonlight, and hear an insatiable, crazed laughter while he is inundated with wetworking his victims at the slaughterhouse. He is the GUERRILLA ARTIST, known as THE KING OF SLOP. STRAIGHT OUTTA NEWBURGH. THERE IS NONE HIGHER. THIS IS HIS FIRE.

wetworking by Gray Water December 24, 2017

wetworking 

sleeping with someone in order to get some sort of career-related goal accomplished.

I was out wetworking last night - I woke up in the bed of one of the most successful techno dj/producers. Hopefully he'll play my parties now!!

wetworking by HMacNYC March 25, 2010

wanorking

The process of working from home whilst wanking. Otherwise known as taking an easy.

"I'm wanorking from home today!"
"Eurgh!"

wanorking by garthbran February 13, 2014