The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy
by TylerJ182 May 11, 2009
Get the Wet Walter mug.similar to a wet willy (or willie), but when you lick your finger and put it in someone's asshole, making sure to turn it around for discomfort. extra points for anal discharge.
by evanslover December 11, 2007
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A niche sex act in which a man, ejaculates into his hand and then slaps his partner across the face.
by Hans Francisco May 22, 2022
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Get the wet walter mug.A "Wet Walter" is a step up from what is known as a "Wet Willy". During this act, a woman (or man) sticks their fingers in an aroused vagina to lubricate their fingers, and then when the other person least expects it, they stick those fingers in unsuspecting victim's ear.
Dude 1: "Man... I was watching some television last night, and my girlfriend came behind me and stuck her wet fingers in my ear."
Dude 2: "I appreciate her old school cool with the Wet Willy attack."
Dude 1: "Nah man. They were in her cooch first. Not her mouth. It was a Wet Walter."
Dude 2: "I appreciate her old school cool with the Wet Willy attack."
Dude 1: "Nah man. They were in her cooch first. Not her mouth. It was a Wet Walter."
by Karl and Eustace December 15, 2014
Get the Wet Walter mug.A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Or just a genuine genius observation.
Gamer Girl:*stares*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*
Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water
*basks in glory*
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