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The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy
Beth bent over in front of me and the opportunity presented itself so I gave her a Wet Walter
by TylerJ182 May 11, 2009
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similar to a wet willy (or willie), but when you lick your finger and put it in someone's asshole, making sure to turn it around for discomfort. extra points for anal discharge.
while evan was sleeping, i went behind him and gave him a wet walter
by evanslover November 14, 2007
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A "Wet Walter" is a step up from what is known as a "Wet Willy". During this act, a woman (or man) sticks their fingers in an aroused vagina to lubricate their fingers, and then when the other person least expects it, they stick those fingers in unsuspecting victim's ear.
Dude 1: "Man... I was watching some television last night, and my girlfriend came behind me and stuck her wet fingers in my ear."
Dude 2: "I appreciate her old school cool with the Wet Willy attack."
Dude 1: "Nah man. They were in her cooch first. Not her mouth. It was a Wet Walter."
by Karl and Eustace December 15, 2014
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