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wet t-shirt 

When a bitch is wearin a white t shirt and it aint lookin like shes gotta bra and on jus poor some water on her for a free show.
girl: Look at my new white t shirt i jus stole from my husband after i forced him to fuck me all night!

guy: yo bitch i think thatll go good w some water * poor a bucket of water on her breast area *

women: hey everyone look at my hot large visible breasts through my wet ass t shirt!
wet t-shirt by YO MY HO February 25, 2003
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wet t-shirt 

A contest you do not want to win. The wet t-shirt is caused by blood loss after you've been shot with an AK.
Grab the gat, we're gonna give that bitch a wet t-shirt.
wet t-shirt by meatpimp July 28, 2008

Wet t-shirt 

When one vomits or ingests a liquid/food that is thick, sticky/gluggy.
Got mute drunk last night and smashed down left over pasta, and the cunt came up as quick as it went down, felt like a wet t-shirt.

wet t-shirt exhibitionist 

A wet t-shirt exhibitionist prefers to wear a white t-shirt when swimming instead of a bikini bra.
The lovely Cajun Angelique sometimes is a wet t-shirt exhibitionist. Legal but damned sexy!

wet t-shirt contest 

A wet T-shirt contest is a contest where women, e.g. young college girls during spring break, are encouraged to wear a white or light-colored T-shirt without a bra. The women usually dance on a stage while being sprayed with water, which makes their T-shirts semi-transparent. Often, ice water will be used for this purpose in order to cause erect nipples, probably in order to simulate sexual arousal. Sometimes they will remove their clothing, appearing topless or even totally naked.
That wet t-shirt contest was tottally awesome!

wet t-shirt contest 

Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.
Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.

Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
wet t-shirt contest by Goatlick April 26, 2003

Wet T-shirt contest 

A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.
Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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