wet pipe

Someone who is usually of the female species who has the fundamental brain of a pipe. They seem as if the only thing flowing through their brain is water

"She's such a wet pipe, she doesn't understand anything"

by Mishalover March 8, 2017

pipe wet

The term used when one is getting their "pipe" (penis) "wet" (blowed). Usually used in public. Another term for a blowjob.

Yo did you get your pipe wet?

by The Sexmasta June 14, 2011

pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease August 21, 2008