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wet nelson 

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.
he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.
wet nelson by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

[wet] nelson 

wet nelson is very similar to a wet willy, but instead of putting the wet finger in the ear, you put it in the nose
I was giving wet willies to Jill all day, then I surprised her with a wet nelson.
[wet] nelson by jerrdine January 21, 2009

Wet Willy Nelson 

The act of ejaculating and letting it run from the top all the way down to the bottom of the shaft of your penis and then shoving it in your unsuspecting partner's mouth.
John says; wow last night I gave my girlfriend a Wet Willy Nelson after a sensual 45 minute round of masterbation. She vomited profusely for 7 minutes, and then came back for round 2!!!

Wet Willy Nelson 

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole
Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!
Wet Willy Nelson by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026