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wet in the bag
When a person is aroused and ready for sexual intercourse. This term originated from a bag of lettuce that is close to expiring and there is visible condensation on the inside of the bag.
Synonyms: horny, DTF, good to go, etc.
Synonyms: horny, DTF, good to go, etc.
“How was Netflix and Chill with Sammie last night?”
“Great! When she showed up to my place she was already wet in the bag.”
“Great! When she showed up to my place she was already wet in the bag.”
wet in the bag by Walk Daddy Dolla$ April 21, 2018
Wet in the Paint
Wet in the Paint has been used by bay-area rapper E-40 and is similar to the popular rap phrase "Goin hard in the Paint"; a reference to Basketball - the paint being the painted "key" around the basket. So the paint part is defined.
But wet.? Wet is slang for using PCP, or sherm.
So being, or going "wet in the paint" would be a step up from "going hard in the paint" wet in the paint would be more violent, drug-addled and careless. But still synonymous to gettn buck, goin hard, and goin dumb. Wet in the paint; think of Kobe Bryant on PCP=unstoppable.
But wet.? Wet is slang for using PCP, or sherm.
So being, or going "wet in the paint" would be a step up from "going hard in the paint" wet in the paint would be more violent, drug-addled and careless. But still synonymous to gettn buck, goin hard, and goin dumb. Wet in the paint; think of Kobe Bryant on PCP=unstoppable.
Wet in the Paint by Trillvanilla December 26, 2010
Wet in the Pants
When a girl on xbox live hears a guy talking over a mic and says to him "OMG you sound sooo HOT!!!" and immediately invites him to private chat(video chat if available) and adds him to her friends list. From then on she either always follows him from game to game or invites him to her games just to hear his voice, which turns her on - thus becoming "Wet in the Pants".
Essentially the female equivalent of "Tight in the Pants"
Essentially the female equivalent of "Tight in the Pants"
Tori and Kelsey are always bugging FDD to join their games and having him say things just to hear him say them because they are so Wet in the pants over the poor guy
Wet in the Pants by Andrew David Hernandez August 6, 2008
wet in the ride
When goin down on a thug in the ride and the windows get fogged up and everybody climaxes and its all wet all over the ride
wet in the ride by Bananna Faggot April 22, 2009
i make you wet in the butt
The phrase "I make you wet in the butt" means some one is really hot/sexy and you feel a tingling sensation in your butt while also feeling like it's moist.
i make you wet in the butt by Cpt. Wet Butt December 5, 2014
Wet match in a dark room
Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.
" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
Wet match in a dark room by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010
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