wet burito 

when youre having sex with a girl, pull out, jizz on her, wrap her in a blanket, then piss on her.

I heard kyle made fallon into a wet burito last night~

wet burito by airportairportairport August 11, 2011

wet burrito 

the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis and then proceeds to recieve fellatio from a female parter. right before ejaculation he rams his burrito into her butthole to fill the wrap with "meat" aka fecal matter.

Som' bitch done got herself a wet burrito after back talkin me last night!!

wet burrito by nononotme October 25, 2007

wet burrito 

As everyone knows, making a wet burrito is always a group activity. First, everyone cums on a blanket. Then the chosen party is rolled up tightly in said blanket burrito-style, and then everyone cums on the blanket again creating a wet burrito. In many circles this method of showing affection is held in high regard.

Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!

wet burrito by miss dizzy January 27, 2017

wet burrito 

A wet burrito is a sexual act in which a man liberally applies hot sauce to his erect penis before inserting it into his partner's anus. The act results in a mixture of bodily fluids - fecal matter, blood, semen, sweat, possibly urine - and hot sauce, hence the "wet burrito" name. This is usually a surprise sex act, as most partners would prefer to keep hot sauce as far away from their genitals as possible.

You should've seen her face after that wet burrito I gave her last night. I have a feeling I'm not getting laid again for at least a week.

wet burrito by philthyphillygirl December 6, 2009

Wet Burrito 

After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.

After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.

Wet Burrito by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009

wet burrito 

while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.

She looks hungry...how about a wet burrito??

wet burrito by Diggler September 19, 2003

Super Wet Burrito 

After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.

Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you

I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?

"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress

Super Wet Burrito by billiard penis 5 August 25, 2007