Westphalia 

THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD

WESTPHALIA FOREVER!!!!

Westphalia by plutonium1887 January 20, 2022

westphalia 

A camper made by VW. Possibly the coolest car ever to exist. Included full setup, with bed and heating, perfect for those "nights out".

Shit man, your new Westphalia Rocks! Has you girlfriend the back yet?

westphalia by canadianbacon October 28, 2004

westphalia michigan

INBRED TRUCK NATION FUCK YOUR COUSINS DAILY!!!!

DORTHY IS WAITING FOR ME IN WESTPHALIA MICHIGAN MOM SAID WE ARE ONLY SECOND COUSINS!!!!

westphalia michigan by INBREDS BEST March 29, 2017

Westphalia Twat Waffle 

Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.

Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.

Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!

Westphalia Twat Waffle by Westphalia City Hall January 9, 2019

There are many chickens in Westphalia

A hyperbolic epithet for (1) a Catholic cleric who promotes questionable liturgical practices, or (2) those questionable practices themselves. Frequently shortened to "chickens in Westphalia."

Originating as a reference to a strange performance held in a Catholic cathedral in Germany in the summer of 2025, the phrase has since taken on a life of its own on the Catholic internet.

In May 2025, an art group known as Bodytalk performed an interpretive dance in the transept of Panderborn cathedral in Germany which involved the use of plucked chickens dressed in baby diapers as props. During the controversy which ensued following the event, a spokeswoman for the dance company defended the performance by saying that it was simply an homage to the agricultural heritage of the local region. "There are many chickens in Westphalia," she said.

Man, (Father So and So)'s gone full "chickens in Westphalia" what with installing those big-screens in the sanctuary.

Dude. Some of these youth Masses are downright "chickens in Westphalia."

I'd say that I am liturgically liberal, but I hesitate because when you say that what some people hear is "there are many chickens in Westphalia.

There are many chickens in Westphalia by Su Do Nim October 14, 2025

westophilia 

westophilia or westophile both of these terms could be used to describe a person who is interested in the culture, customs, and traditions of the Western world, which includes countries in Europe, North America, and other regions that are considered part of the "Western" world.

1. Although she was born and raised in Japan, Maria's westophilia led her to learn English and study abroad in the United States.

2. John has always been an westophile; he's fascinated by the art, literature, and history of the Western world.

westophilia by Narrator007 December 31, 2022

Westralia

Common contraction of Western Australia, an Australian state. (See also: greatest Australian state.)

Also what Western Australia would be called if it seceded from the (markedly less-awesome) eastern states.

1.
"Westralia- quite possibly the greatest of all Australian states! Certainly a damn sight better than Tasmania, and at least it's not Queensland!"

2.
Westralian secessionist: "Secede, fellow Westralians! Recognition of the 1933 referendum's result! Off with the yoke of federal government oppression! No more being held to ransom by over-taxing dickheads in the East! Westralia for Westralians!"
Normal Westralian: "… Literally no one with a brain thinks an independent Westralia could be a good idea, you sound like a bloody Confederate flag-waving redneck from the US!"

Westralia by Charlemagne1993 August 26, 2016