Westphal 

A typical white dude who aspires to be a musician and lives in his parents house. He is the dude you see in at the corner of the street trying to sell you his "fire" mix tape.

"Dude thats Westphal from college"

Westphal by ItsBeenUsed October 23, 2016

Westphalian 

Someone who constantly exaggerates the truth.

Amy said she was in the ER, she is a Westphalian.

Westphalian by Kpb April 24, 2005

Westphalia 

THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD

WESTPHALIA FOREVER!!!!

Westphalia by plutonium1887 January 20, 2022

westephalia 

The camper edition of the VW bus. Coolest models made from 65-79. Only the coolest have a good ole "Westy".

I'm hoppin in my westephalia and headin off to the Bug-Out show and camping.. all at once!

westephalia by Peta.Pete. September 11, 2003

westphalia 

A camper made by VW. Possibly the coolest car ever to exist. Included full setup, with bed and heating, perfect for those "nights out".

Shit man, your new Westphalia Rocks! Has you girlfriend the back yet?

westphalia by canadianbacon October 28, 2004

westphalia michigan

INBRED TRUCK NATION FUCK YOUR COUSINS DAILY!!!!

DORTHY IS WAITING FOR ME IN WESTPHALIA MICHIGAN MOM SAID WE ARE ONLY SECOND COUSINS!!!!

westphalia michigan by INBREDS BEST March 29, 2017

Westphalia Twat Waffle 

Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.

Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.

Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!

Westphalia Twat Waffle by Westphalia City Hall January 9, 2019