Westphal

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A typical white dude who aspires to be a musician and lives in his parents house. He is the dude you see in at the corner of the street trying to sell you his "fire" mix tape.

"Dude thats Westphal from college"

Westphal by ItsBeenUsed October 23, 2016

Words you can keep

Westphalian

Someone who constantly exaggerates the truth.

Amy said she was in the ER, she is a Westphalian.

Westphalian by Kpb April 24, 2005

Westphalia

THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD

WESTPHALIA FOREVER!!!!

Westphalia by plutonium1887 January 20, 2022

westephalia

The camper edition of the VW bus. Coolest models made from 65-79. Only the coolest have a good ole "Westy".

I'm hoppin in my westephalia and headin off to the Bug-Out show and camping.. all at once!

westephalia by Peta.Pete. September 11, 2003

westphalia

A camper made by VW. Possibly the coolest car ever to exist. Included full setup, with bed and heating, perfect for those "nights out".

Shit man, your new Westphalia Rocks! Has you girlfriend the back yet?

westphalia by canadianbacon October 28, 2004

westphalia michigan

INBRED TRUCK NATION FUCK YOUR COUSINS DAILY!!!!

DORTHY IS WAITING FOR ME IN WESTPHALIA MICHIGAN MOM SAID WE ARE ONLY SECOND COUSINS!!!!

westphalia michigan by INBREDS BEST March 29, 2017

Westphalia Twat Waffle

Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.

Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.

Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!

Westphalia Twat Waffle by Westphalia City Hall January 9, 2019

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026