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wellfie by hawaiiandawn November 19, 2013
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Slag Wellies
Ugg Boots. Footwear sported by slack-fannied chav birds with more money than dress-sense. Also known as Slut Slippers, Chav Clogs.
Yeah Kelsey, he banged me so hard up against that bus shelter, I nealy dropped me meat pie over me new Slag Wellies.
Slag Wellies by Devastating 'D' March 19, 2010
Wellsie
Derived from the activities of loudmouthed, cockney, sexist, racist, tactless, west ham loving alcoholic.
Often seen masquerading himself as a sales exec and with delusions of management skills.
Someone prone to extended periods of absence from place of employment followed by highly creative excuses. Usually after payday or westham games.
Often seen masquerading himself as a sales exec and with delusions of management skills.
Someone prone to extended periods of absence from place of employment followed by highly creative excuses. Usually after payday or westham games.
To pull a Wellsie.
Wait until pay day. Ideally close to a West Ham game.
Get totally blotto and maybe get into a fight.
Dont phone in sick the first day. Instead use this time to think of an ellaborate excuse to use on your glorious return to work.
Wait until pay day. Ideally close to a West Ham game.
Get totally blotto and maybe get into a fight.
Dont phone in sick the first day. Instead use this time to think of an ellaborate excuse to use on your glorious return to work.
Wellsie by John Hipkiss July 12, 2006
wellied
wellied by sharonmoore September 18, 2008
Drinking wellies
Standard equipment required when one will be partaking in a serious drinking session and will literally be knee-deep in alcohol.
Drinking wellies by Johnny Weasel August 15, 2012
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