Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.

Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."
The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.
by Mattmandingo January 7, 2020
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