Well-Wishing
When you put a dollar in a strippers G-String and slip your finger in their butt and hope she likes it and doesn't tell the bouncer .
Well-Wishing by TheDoomGuy211 January 6, 2021
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Vietnamese wishing well
Vietnamese wishing well by Nsw16 December 27, 2018
Tennessee Wishing Well
A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.
I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.
Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?
Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?
Tennessee Wishing Well by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016
Schmilkers wishing well
Schmilkers wishing well by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020
Wishing Well
A plea for help made by Juice WRLD before he passed in this verklempt, beautiful, piece of artwork in his posthumous album, Legends Never Die.
Wishing Well by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020
The Wishing Well
When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, pull your penis out, flip a coin into her anus before it slams shut and make a wish.
I had sex with my girl last night and gave her "The Wishing Well". My wish cam true... she didnt defacate on me.
The Wishing Well by gabuckeye April 24, 2014
Wishing Well
The act of sodomizing a woman until the sphincter loosens to a nice sized gape. Once the anus is properly gaped, pull penis or object from gaping hole and drop a quarter inside while making a wish.
After finally getting my girlfriend to try doing anal with me, I gave her a wishing well. She didn't break up with me, looks like I wasted a quarter.
Wishing Well by jeffjef81 September 4, 2013
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