welda

Well deserved

“Ben got punched, that’s so welda”

by Yourmotherspent80years November 23, 2021

Nature Weld

Generally automotive parts that are stuck together due to corrosion over the course of many years. Winters up north are notorious for producing rust and "welding" parts together.

Removing the axle from the hub on a 20 year old car proved impossible even with 20 ton press because of the nature weld.

by Yo_Nipz May 24, 2011

Wella

A girl that is beautiful, with a great heart. She's Cute and loves to make people happy. She's hard to get with and will make guys fall for her In an instant. She's the perfect girl!

Wella you're amazing I wish I was youu

by Alex asonge March 19, 2017

Welfare Whore

A woman who continues to have many children, often by different men, in order to live off of the Welfare system.

Marie's pregnant again? She's such a Welfare Whore!

by Shpolfling June 6, 2009

Hipster Welfare

Living off of monthly donations from Patreon for bad art or 'important work', usually of the social justice variety, which is often subpar or unsellable otherwise. Basically, receiving the financial equivalent of a pity fuck.

"He'd be flipping burgers instead of complaining on his blog if it wasn't for hipster welfare."

by PrimalChaos December 22, 2014

wingnut welfare

Assistance, in the form of a public forum, granted to a washed-up, discredited, or deranged conservative figure. Typically provided by right-wing media outlets, but often provided by mainstream media outlets for the sake of appearing to be "balanced".

- Fox News is a primary supplier of wingnut welfare, giving copious amounts of airtime to the likes of Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Rudy Giuliani, and Sarah Palin.

- Charles Krauthammer, Cal Thomas, and Bill O'Reilly wouldn't have their weekly columns in respectable newspapers if not for wingnut welfare.

by fredmast August 1, 2010

Welfare Cow

Welfare Cow. A sloppy lazy obesse individual with zero interest in work. Can usually be found grazing in low income apartments. Primary occupation is providing for the physical needs of Welfare Bulls. Usually has several offspring with different bulls. Social by nature welfare cows often develope drama based relationships with other welfare cows within the same apartment pens. As herds get larger the cows often compete for status and attentions from a common bull culminating in great episodes of Cops.

The Welfare Cow woke up the neighborhood when she stepped out on the apartment to yell at her newest boyfriend. I couldnt help but notice she was wearing a bright moo-moo that did little to cover her 400lb weight.

by BCM65 February 28, 2010