welcome in

The most nonsensical way to greet someone into your place of business

Wells Fargo Employee: "Welcome in!"
Customer: "smh..."

welcome in by lambgangsampson July 7, 2017

Not welcome in the red states 

To be gay / lesbian.

Did you hear? Susans no longer welcome in the red states!

Not welcome in the red states by dkie May 8, 2005

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Welcome to the Internet 

Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb

he sent you a pic of his cock, you are in the Welcome to the Internet.

Welcome to the Internet by Reflex03 February 1, 2023

welcome to the internet 

A phrase used in online forums, news pages, social networks, when someone sees some old-as-dirt thing on the internet for the first time and is very excited to share it with everyone else.

ZOMG! Check out this grape stomp video! This lady's stomping grapes and falls and hurts herself! It's freakin' hilarious!

Yeah, welcome to the internet.

welcome to the internet by mrgreenjeans January 3, 2009

Welcome to the Internet 

a song that is written by Bo Burnham

Welcome to the internet!

Welcome to the Internet by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! September 19, 2021

Welcome to the Internet 

1. It is a song by Bo Burnham
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.

¹ Person 1: Welcome to the Internet
Person 2: Have a look around

² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!

Welcome to the Internet by HERMEEEES_dawling September 3, 2023