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Sike you weird fuck 

This isn’t the link to the cp video you weird ass bitch 🤡

weird as fuck 

A guy in an abandoned house, peering out the window, wearing a green Halloween mask... Is weird as fuck.
weird as fuck by Sibbletts August 3, 2014

weird as fuck 

things weird as shit things so fucking weird as fuck you will shit your bed
dude some things weird as fuck are happening with this Ouija board

weird as fuck for like ever

WAFFLE - Someone who is weird as fuck and will always be that way no matter w.
That dude is a straight is weird as fuck for like ever. and will never change. He’s a straight up WAFFLE!

Big Fucking Weird-Looking Walrus Fuck 

Basically just a fucking killer insult from Trailer Park Boys.
Ricky: Fuck off Phil you Big fucking weird-looking walrus fuck.

fuck, that site was weird 

a phrase used to describe a website that you have been told to visit and do not have a clue what it is. The result, (usualy not positive) will result in the phrase "fuck, that site was weird"
"Someone told me to look up 2 girls one cup, afterwards i ended up saying, fuck, that site was weird"
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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