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a word used to describe a person acting in a stupid or weird retarded way.
she is such a weitard she dips bananas in her milk.

he is such a weitard he thinks washing cars is his dream job.
weitard by damSeL* April 8, 2011

Weingarden

The name of the gods.
So John, have you talked to the almighty Weingardens who control every aspect of our lives?

Nah, they're all-powerful deities who rule the universe; they don't have any business talking to us.
Weingarden by Weingarden December 27, 2012

Vanilla Whiskey Weinhard

An eclectic blend of Crown Royal Vanilla, Henry Weinhard’s Vanilla Cream soda, and a frozen cube of Arctic ice.
Jace served at the pleasure of the king, but an introduction to Vanilla Whiskey Weinhard threatened to commandeer his loyalty.
A derogatory term referring to persons that exclusively use and/or recommend Microsoft products and services such as Windows, Office, Exchange, IIS, .NET, etc. usually to the total exclusion of cheaper and better non-Microsoft alternatives.
Wintards are signified by their ignorance of and prejudice against any computer technology that is not produced from Redmond, WA, USA.
wintard by rapskat September 14, 2005
a person who has been breast fed for too long and is late being weaned of the breast milk from the female provider
*Josh (unable to eat food because he misses his mothers breast milk)

Paul in responce says "You be weantard, eat yous fooooood!You be noobd"
Weantard by big pony July 17, 2009
One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.
You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.
wintard by Paul December 1, 2004
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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