Weights 

(Noun)
A set of digital scales, used for weighing drugs.

I brought my weights, because they didn't have any.

Weights by Str8up8up November 4, 2016

Weights for Dates 

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

Weights for Dates by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016

clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

clock weights by Crawlover July 3, 2004

Banging the weights 

Exactly like "hogging" or hooking up with a fat chick. My brother always hooks up with bigger girls after a few beers. He said he was going to bang the weights, so I assumed it was slang for chasing chubbies.

How'd your night go?
It was rough, ended up banging the weights.

Banging the weights by Sir Pukesalot March 5, 2011

paper weights 

A slang term for bras knuckles

Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights

paper weights by Drifter4 January 15, 2008

Touch weights 

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Touch weights by Brad Helms February 2, 2009

Crush Weights

To bench press a heavy amount at the gym.

Man, I can't wait to go to the gym later and crush weights

Crush Weights by Jan Mass January 13, 2008