Weights

(Noun)
A set of digital scales, used for weighing drugs.

I brought my weights, because they didn't have any.

by Str8up8up November 4, 2016

Weights for Dates

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016

clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004

Banging the weights

Exactly like "hogging" or hooking up with a fat chick. My brother always hooks up with bigger girls after a few beers. He said he was going to bang the weights, so I assumed it was slang for chasing chubbies.

How'd your night go?
It was rough, ended up banging the weights.

by Sir Pukesalot March 5, 2011

paper weights

A slang term for bras knuckles

Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights

by Drifter4 January 15, 2008

Touch weights

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

by Brad Helms February 2, 2009

Crush Weights

To bench press a heavy amount at the gym.

Man, I can't wait to go to the gym later and crush weights

by Jan Mass January 13, 2008