The act of transorming or creating something inanimate to simulate the shape of the male genitalia for comidic purposes.
Dave: It appeares that I'm left if 1 banana and 2 apples in my fruit bowl.
Dave begins to place the fruit into position to look like the male genitalia
Eric: What are you doing?
Dave: Wienerification.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'