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saying the word retard while speaking with an impediment
i yam sofa king wetodd did.
wetodd by billybob1235 January 4, 2008
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eeto my weeto 

jake: the earth is flat idiot
josh: eeto my weeto flat earther
eeto my weeto by weetoman1987 January 8, 2021
When you smoke too much weed and you need a Weed-Detox.

Also applicable to more than one person as a communal “We both do Weed-Detox, that’s why it’s called a WEetox!”
Brad: “dude let’s get baked!!!”

Me: “nah man, I’m on a Weetox.”

Me: “it takes so much weed to get me high man.”
Brad: “dude go on a Weetox for a week or two, you’ll get back to normal.”
Weetox by Wowakina March 8, 2019
Teh name for a dumbass person who has surpassed just retarded.
You have now been scarred the name "wetod".
wetod by petey_102 January 26, 2006
A derogatory word usually used to describe someone with limited intellectual abilities.
That Leo is such a wetodd.
wetodd by desmondboy August 31, 2006
Weeto has become a sex position!
Basically the man stands up while the girls ankles are round his head. So are her arms so that it is a circle shape and the penis penitrates up the arse (chocolaty!).
The man plays with girls tits 4 milk.

<like the ceral>

ITS WELL GOOD-TRY IT
weeto sex position standing up :)

Representing the ceral-weetos
weeto by nah man March 18, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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