Weetox

When you smoke too much weed and you need a Weed-Detox.

Also applicable to more than one person as a communal “We both do Weed-Detox, that’s why it’s called a WEetox!”

Brad: “dude let’s get baked!!!”

Me: “nah man, I’m on a Weetox.”

Me: “it takes so much weed to get me high man.”
Brad: “dude go on a Weetox for a week or two, you’ll get back to normal.”

by Wowakina March 8, 2019

eeto my weeto

eat my dick

jake: the earth is flat idiot
josh: eeto my weeto flat earther

by weetoman1987 January 8, 2021

weetod

‘retard’, as a weetod would say it.

Try saying "Yerr, wert-erver" without sounding like a weetod. :)

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

wetox

Anal lubrication between the buttocks, causing discomfort in physical activity involving movement of the legs eg. walking. Also can be used as an insult, with connotations of deep respect. (pl. Wetices)

1) Goddamn, I have a wetox again
2) That boy can be such a wetox sometimes...

by Morris February 26, 2004

weeto

Weeto has become a sex position!
Basically the man stands up while the girls ankles are round his head. So are her arms so that it is a circle shape and the penis penitrates up the arse (chocolaty!).
The man plays with girls tits 4 milk.

<like the ceral>

ITS WELL GOOD-TRY IT

weeto sex position standing up :)

Representing the ceral-weetos

by nah man March 18, 2008

Weeto

One of the many slang words for the arsehole, derived from the popular childrens' breakfast cereal of the same name (which happens to come in the form of chocolate cereal hoops). This noun can also form compounds and other expressions as follows:

Frosted Weeto (noun): when you end up with cum around the arsehole after anal sex.
Bust a Weeto (verb): to have anal sex with someone for the first time (Note: implies male rape rather than consensual sex).
Weeto Buster (noun): anal rapist.
Crunch a Weeto (verb): to give a rimjob.

"Dude, that's a gay bar, you might get your weeto busted or something if you go in there!"

by Pablo Escobar January 6, 2004

weetoddid

Amusingly retarded or retardedly fun.

Last week's road trip was weetoddid!

by Special Man November 10, 2004