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Phonetic approximation of the word 'retarded'. Or 'retarded' as pronounced by... a retard, if you will.

Often used to indicate one's own stupidity.
I cannot seem to program my VCR, even with the instruction manual on hand. Never mind, got it, I am weetawdid.
weetawdid by Lu-Tze August 27, 2009

wetoddid 

(we*TODD*did)

A word that was coined by my uncle's coworker, whose name was Todd, as a less-intelligent-sounding replacement for retarded. One who is slow, retarded, and/or stupid. The word is a synonym for retarded, in both actual and slang definitions, and can be used the same way by anyone wishing to ridicule anyone who is described by the word while at the same time mocking them and/or emphasizing the word. Can also be used to determine if people are awake/asleep, paying attention/spaced out, reading/staring at the book, baked/sober, drunk/sober, or for eavesdropper detection.

Syn: retarded.
Jesus: A-kuh-duh, dee-dee-dee, i wanna suck sum cackberries.
Conner: Ok, you can suck mine.
Jesus: (licking Romeo in "Romeo and Juliet" book) I was joking, you cracker. Go eat your mom's tuna. (resumes licking)
Conner: No, how about you do it.
Jesus: You wanna go?
Conner: No, I don't want to go out with you.
Jesus: Wow, you're wetoddid...
wetoddid by C.J.H. April 22, 2008
retarded in Jamuel's language (if u dono jamuel then ur deprived) if you couldn't figure that out urself then you obvoisly are "wetoddit"
Man those Californians sure are wetoddit!

Jamuel: Wetoddit
Lauren n Ryan n Kaley: *laughing hysterically for hours*!
wetoddit by Lauren Walker June 12, 2004

weetoddicide

Grievously stupid to or upon ones self.
She just dumped an entire bottle of orange juice all over herself, it was a total act of weetoddicide.
weetoddicide by aronin April 25, 2006
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