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Fun hating bitch with fake tits who doesn't like to fuck
That girl was a weems.
Weems by John Rainey January 14, 2008
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A vile, rat-like creature that will snitch on you anytime he/she feels like it. Origin: Randall Weems, a particularly nasty snitch from the animated series "Recess".
You know that Randall? He is such a Weems.
Weems by Pestige April 17, 2011
Seems like
"weems like i'm gonna be late back tonight"
Weems by Kingwill October 7, 2013

Weems Job 

1. an abusive, nagging rant that scolds on every slightest abberration, usually by a person of higher authority (see: OCD)
2. pure ownage
"Man, my boss gave me a Weems Job today"
"LOLZ THIS N00B GOT A WEEMS JOB"

Tom weems 

When you get intentionally messed with or screwed and knew it the whole time. But tried to have faith in humanity.
I was happy to purchase from the local meat shop, until i got Tom Weems by the tube steak.
Tom weems by yoyolo5 November 17, 2020

Zoey Weems 

Zoey Weems by far one of the most special people to walk this earth. Don’t let her looks fool you if she likes you she won’t be able to shut up. And be wear because not only will she bark if you get on her wrong side she will bite
Zoey Weems the most swag dog ever
Zoey Weems by Spicy swag dag February 28, 2021
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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