weelen 

Someone with an odd sense of humor, bizarre laugh and mad vibes. A weelen is either your best friend or he hates your guts…no in between.A fashionable fella who would do anything to get peoples attention

Look at that dude’s outfit, his name is probably weelen

weelen by ~~><~~ November 24, 2021

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Straightforward shooting weekend by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

avetard weekend 

For an avetard the weekend consists of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. This is because an avetard never goes to class during the week and wakes up at 2 pm everyday because they were extremely baked the night before. It's always the weekend for an avetard

An avetard weekend consists of literally everyday of the week, those dudes are so lazy.

avetard weekend by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019

Wellend 

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.

"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"

Wellend by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018

Golden Weekend

A weekend in which a medical professional, usually a medical student or doctor, has both Saturday and Sunday to himself/herself, neither working at the hospital nor on call. Often rare, especially among interns and residents.

Just three more paracenteses, two subclavian lines, and one arterial blood gas to finish before I start my golden weekend! Just think how much studying I can do with two whole days!

Golden Weekend by HEENT: WNL August 12, 2011

Weekend Wormhole 

Distortion of spacetime between 5pm on Friday and 8am Monday causing one the feeling that there was no weekend at all.

Jeez, it's Monday morning already. I must have gone through a weekend wormhole. It feels like last week just ended.

Weekend Wormhole by SteveReilly February 5, 2010

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend 

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).

Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020