weekend-friend

a convenient acquaintance that is busy on weekdays and available to hang on weekends only.

I'm so bored. Its a Saturday night. Let me call my weekend-friend.

weekend-friend by purplex February 19, 2005

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Weekend Friend

A person who you don't normally associate with except for on weekends. Also a person who you don't normally associate with unless they have something to offer.

Girl #1: "I don't have any money for the bar this weekend..."
Girl #2 "OH! Call up your weekend friend, she'll foot the bill!"
Girl #1: "Good idea!"

Weekend Friend by Nikichik December 5, 2009

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weekend friend

a person who you associate with only on the weekends

" Can we get some dinner Saturday night?"
"Sorry dude, i have plans with my weekend friend"

weekend friend by urbanone101 October 13, 2016

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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