Weekend fuck

Verb. To have sex drunk and condomless. Usually involving parties of the "sluttier" nature, weekend fucking typically makes for both the most pleasurable sex and the best stories. Side effects include awkward moments, ruined friendships, abortions, and more weekend fucking.

Weekend fucking etiquette includes the male party making a substantial effort to never talk to the female opposite again, and the female party waiting approximately 7 days before telling the male opposite "I think I am pregnant" regardless of whether pregnancy is actually plausible.

note: weekend fucking does not necessarily have to take place on the weekend.

"Bro, this slut came over last Wednesday night and I totally weekend fucked her."

"So, I think I might have weekend fucked Chris last night, can I borrow 40 dollars?"

Weekend fuck by Dickson Cider July 10, 2012

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weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.

I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.

weekend fucker by King George the Cat February 27, 2012

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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