Weekend fuck 

Verb. To have sex drunk and condomless. Usually involving parties of the "sluttier" nature, weekend fucking typically makes for both the most pleasurable sex and the best stories. Side effects include awkward moments, ruined friendships, abortions, and more weekend fucking.

Weekend fucking etiquette includes the male party making a substantial effort to never talk to the female opposite again, and the female party waiting approximately 7 days before telling the male opposite "I think I am pregnant" regardless of whether pregnancy is actually plausible.

note: weekend fucking does not necessarily have to take place on the weekend.

"Bro, this slut came over last Wednesday night and I totally weekend fucked her."

"So, I think I might have weekend fucked Chris last night, can I borrow 40 dollars?"

Weekend fuck by Dickson Cider July 10, 2012

weekend fucker 

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.

I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.

weekend fucker by King George the Cat February 27, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004