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weeny rub
Instead of fapping you take an object i.e. pillow, and rub it up and down your dong until you reach climax
weeny rub by B. Dick Black April 26, 2014
Weejus
The word 'Weejus' originates from the 1998 ChuckleVision episode: 'Gold Rush', where the creepy old man says: "Weejus told you where to go". This quote represents the physically non-existent entity 'Weejus' instructing the two heroes, Paul and Barry, where to go to complete their quest. Their quest is not specified throughout the entire episode, but it is hinted that 'Sneff' has a big part to play in the whole situation.
Paul: "Weejus told us where to go, Barry; it's as simple as that."
Ms. Ellie: "Noyoyo, noyoyewen, Weejus, Weejus, Weejus."
Barry: "I don't think this is one of your better ideas, Paul..."
Ms. Ellie: "Noyoyo, noyoyewen, Weejus, Weejus, Weejus."
Barry: "I don't think this is one of your better ideas, Paul..."
Weejus by Ms. Blenkisopp April 2, 2012
Peng Weezy
A very attractive classy female, not to be confused with Peng which refers to females in the 6-8 category rather than the 9+ category
Yout 1: Fam who was dat gyal you was churpsing last night?
Yout 2: Shut up fam, that was my sister!
Yout 1: Yeh she was peng weezy, still.
Yout 2: Shut up fam, that was my sister!
Yout 1: Yeh she was peng weezy, still.
Peng Weezy by Yout-man September 20, 2012
weejio
A way of saying the English word “video” in an exaggerated Cantonese accent, made famous by Malaysian comedian Uncle Roger (Nigel Ng Kin-ju).
weejio by UncleRogerFanBoy October 11, 2022
Weezy Scarf
A checkered scarf that has been used in the Middle East for millenia...which ignoramuses bafflingly believe is the latest fashion accessory invented by "rapper" Weezy/Lil Wayne. Experts widely agree that actually calling a keffiyeh/shemagh a "weezy scarf" will almost certainly result in instant ridicule, derision, and crushing shame.
Weezy Scarf by Capt.Crunch89 August 6, 2011
Weepymayo
A total stick in the mud or wet blanket, whether sober or drunk they always look like they are on the edge of crying and/or awkwardly cringing at the thoughts inside of their own head.
Bud, bud, check out the weepymayo working at the pizza shop, I heard it's good luck if he lets a tear drop fall into your order.
Weepymayo by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026