webonics 

The dialect of English used online. Especially in chat rooms and on bulletin boards.

LMAO... newbies can't understand webonics - STFU unless u r l337.

webonics by Geoff B August 2, 2003

Webonics 

Similar in context to Ebonics, but used by suburban white teens who like to use stupid slang terms instead of actual words to speak.

Person one: "I'm texting my BIFFFLE"
Person two: "Chyeah Brospeh"
Person three: "Quit with the Webonics, use english"

Webonics by JoeyJr. February 16, 2010

webonics 

The English dialect used online, especially in chatrooms and on bulletin boards.

d00d thinks he's lee7, i was LMFAO. u r 2 kewl, tell him to STFU!

webonics by Geoff B August 2, 2003

Webonics 

White people speak.

Webonics:
Rory: Yo, what's goin' on man?

Chaz: Not much dude, just about to chillback and stroke my axe on my futon

Webonics by daddy7 March 23, 2010

Wibonics 

A Baltimore-influenced variation of ebonics spoken by white people after watching reruns of The Wire, one of the greatest shows in the history of television.

Wibonics is neither linguistic slumming, nor an example of whites being "thieving motherfuckers," as Sgt. Carver says of the character Frog in Season 2. While occasionally used ironically (or "Wironically"), Wibonics is often uncontrollably spoken due to its novel and mellifluous nature. White people have been known to speak Wibonics up to 36 hours after one viewing of The Wire.

Proper Wibonics includes usage of the word hopper (young runner for drug dealers), pronouncing dog "dug," and ending sentences with the word "yo," or, when appropriate, "shit" pronounced sheeeeeeeeit. (See Clay Davis.)

Authenticity may be added by mentioning crab chips, Hamsterdam, or corners (street intersections where drugs are purchased).

T: Hey Brant, throw down one a' them scones, yo.
B: What's that, Thad? I'm confused.
T: Sorry, I was speaking Wibonics. I watched The Wire last night.

Call off your Italian Greyhound, yo. Don't you know I'm scared of dugs? Sheeeeeeeeit.

I don't want to stand on the corner, I'm fearful that one of those hoppers might steal my crab chips.

Wibonics by someotherguyfromohio2 November 12, 2010

whebonics 

Ebonics learned and spoken by white people that they learned by watching MTV in the 1990's.

I was with Bob the other day and he broke out in whebonics to talk to Derondrick.

whebonics by brevat January 28, 2012

Weebonics 

The speaking or referencing of Weaboo culture or words.

Jim: Kawaii-Desu!

Braian: Fuck off with the Weebonics.

Weebonics by mizthemad February 4, 2018